A cat dies and goes to heaven
“You have been a good cat all of these years Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask”.
The cats says: “Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors”.
God says: “Say no more”
Instantly, a fluffy pillow appears.
A few days later, six mice die and go to heaven.
God meets them at the gate with the same offer that he made the cat.
The mice said: “All our lives we’ve had to run
Cats, dogs and even women with brooms have chased us
If we could only have a pair of roller skates, we wouldn’t have to run anymore”.
God says: “Say no more”
And instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates.
About a week later, God decides to check and see how the cat is doing.
The cat is sound asleep on his new pillow.
God gently wakes him and asks: “How are you doing? Are you happy here?”
The cat yawns and stretches and says:
“Oh, I’ve never been happier in my life
And those Meals on Wheels you’ve been sending over are the best!”
